Mr. Fun recommends:

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron

Join The Army: Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Fun Facts by Mr. Fun

The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.

The youngest Oscar winner is Tatum O’Neal who was 10 years, 148 days, on April 2, 1974, when she received the best supporting actress award for “Paper Moon”.

Electric Christmas tree lights were first used in 1895.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s famous line in The Terminator ’I’ll be back’ was originally scripted as ’I’ll come back’.

A square piece of dry paper cannot be folded in half more than 7 times.

If Facebook was a country it would be the 4th largest country in the world.

John Wayne's real name is Marion Michael Morrison.

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

36% of dog owners say they regularly allow their dogs to sleep with them.

Skippy Peanut butter sells 90 million jars per year which equals three jars every second.